A cynical guide to fixing your gender pay gap

It’s April 5th, the deadline for reporting gender pay gap figures passed last night and your company reported a mean gender pay gap of 23.6%. Already the tabloids are baying for blood and a trending hashtag on Twitter is calling for the boycott of your company’s products. As the headlines... [Read More]

Organising your World Cup sweepstakes using R

Like many others are doing at this time, I’m sure, my friends and I are trying to coordinate a sweepstakes for the upcoming World Cup. For anyone unaware, the general format of a World Cup sweepstakes is: 32 people (or some factor, thereof) pledge an equal sum of money; each... [Read More]

The ups and downs of Arsene Wenger's time at Arsenal

Has there ever been a better case of nominative determinism than a man named Arsene becoming manager of Arsenal, setting the league alight, before ultimately leaving the club like a burning building? The literal seconds of thinking I devoted to that assure me the answer is no. [Read More]

How to avoid getting the middle seat on Ryanair flights

I’ve noticed a lot of indignation lately towards the perceived change in how Ryanair allocates seats. For those unfamiliar with budget airline policies, Ryanair assigns you a seat at random unless you pay a charge—typically between €4 and €10. The ire has been directed at the claim that Ryanair have... [Read More]

Which is the best/most quotable Simpsons episode?

I’m one of those annoying people who make Simpsons references at any and every opportunity. In fact, in recent years I reckon my main interaction with the show has been making obscure references to it rather than actually watching episodes. I’m the worst, I know, but, I also know I’m... [Read More]